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~haleybobailey:iconhaleybobailey:

Don't fuck with the babysit  

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  • Deviant since Apr 4, 2005, 5:09 PM
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dating a drummer: redux

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repetitionmeet my companion - monotony  he's a reliable sorta guy,  and there through thick and thin,  even for the weekly cry.   
he hangs around and eats my food,  but I really don't care.  I'd buy more, but he's back again -  even trying on my underwear.   
everything I think  and everything I do  is something old, something borrowed,  sometimes blue but nothing new.   
What about some conflict?  I want an instigator.  Want someone to hold the door  to my proverbial elevator.   
So I can keep moving up,  past the clouds and stars.  I'd alley repetition
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simpsons and schenectady

Journal Entry: Thu Oct 18, 2007, 10:59 AM
So, to sum it all up, we moved from Amsterdam and a waterless/heatless house, to a nice new apartment in lower suburban Schenectady. No stabbings for us (hopefully). The cats are all here and fixed, save for Ally McBeal, but I wouldn't want her to loose her sassy female lawyer persona.

Saw 'The Simpsons Movie' three times, but I recieved no horriffic images or prize of any time, proving the third time is not, in fact, the charm. But it fucking rocked my world, so I digress. Put me totally back in the mood to write tons of fan fiction, and I love it, and will be posting it at www.fanfiction.net/~haley cause I no longer have my illustrious domain name (RIP haleyville.net).

Oh, yes, and we have internet (my love, The Chris) so I will be here and creating and being my strange self. Love to everything that doesn't suck.





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  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: mc chris
  • Reading: Laurell K. Hamilton - The Laughing Corpse
  • Watching: my youth slip away
  • Playing: with myself
  • Eating: Hilary Duff
  • Drinking: in all that life has to offer

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 21
  • Current Residence: Schenectady NY
  • Interests: Film Production and Creation. Beauty.
  • Favourite movie: Back to the Future: Part 2
  • Favourite band or musician: Hilary Duff: yum.
  • Favourite genre of music: genre's are confining
  • Favourite artist: Salvador Dali/M.C. Escher/(Lanford Wilson is my favorite playwrite)
  • Favourite poet or writer: I <3 Mike Nelson and Laurell K. Hamilton (no, I don't like Vampires, I prefer Zombies).
  • Favourite photographer: Kari.
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: my trusty musix!
  • Shell of choice: Macaroni :0)
  • Wallpaper of choice: Calista Flockhart...oooooh.
  • Skin of choice: Pimpzilla for Mozilla Firefox (IE is Stan.)
  • Favourite game: Root Beer Tapper/Ms. Pac-Man
  • Favourite gaming platform: Original Nintendo
  • Favourite cartoon character: Bart Simpson was my second crush (Christopher Lloyd *is* #1)
  • Personal Quote: "Silly string is not a nasal spray." (seriously, it says it on my checks)
  • Tools of the Trade: Sony CyberShot DSC-P200 / Polaroid 35mm w/zoom

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!rpolson:iconrpolson: Jun 11, 2007, 10:46:02 PM
Wow, you are crazy good!
Waiting for your next work!
:-)

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adult comics :: erotic comics :: hentai comics :: gary roberts
~mystical-guardian:iconmystical-guardian: Jul 10, 2006, 9:39:45 PM
hey there, nice gallery you have here! =)

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I would like to invite you to my gallery, you'll like what you see...
~Tatterdemalion62588:iconTatterdemalion62588: Dec 27, 2005, 10:41:25 PM
I got your christmas card, bitch! (Thx, love you)

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-Kari
[link]
~Novalie:iconNovalie: Dec 15, 2005, 3:24:30 AM
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Haha! Got you with a DA snow ball!

It's the start of..... Snow Ball Fight 2005-2006 !!!!
One rule to this game....
You can't hit someone who has already hit you!
Now... go out there and get as many people as you can, before they get you!

I got you first so you can't get me back!

Yeaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaa , isn't that fun ?? :giggle: :sprint:

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:strip: ****** egal was Du machst, mach's nackig ****** ;P
~Tatterdemalion62588:iconTatterdemalion62588: Dec 8, 2005, 9:00:41 PM
Oh my god, I am an asshole. I swear you'll get a christmas card, and I have awesome stickers.

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-Kari
[link]
~PurpleClover:iconPurpleClover: Oct 26, 2005, 6:12:09 PM
Haley! how do i add you to my friends list?:confused:
*dinojrfrk2:icondinojrfrk2: Sep 19, 2005, 2:37:55 PM
:hug: thanks for adding me to your friend's list! :)

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You can find me here...~zannapics~

Susannah Pelletier in Nashville
~Tatterdemalion62588:iconTatterdemalion62588: Aug 28, 2005, 6:37:33 PM
LOL, I wasn't harassing you, breathe. I'll write you a real letter, gimme your addy.

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-Kari
[link]
~Tatterdemalion62588:iconTatterdemalion62588: Aug 25, 2005, 7:03:08 PM
You must be dead. That's the only feasible explanation for all this neglect. Hmph.

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-Kari
[link]
*biskui:iconbiskui: Aug 24, 2005, 7:56:20 PM
Thanks for the watch !

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I'm a whirl deep in dark waters,
A stare in the shades of fir-trees
I'm riding above with north wind,
Herding the black clouds of rain

Insomnium - The Elder

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~Tatterdemalion62588:iconTatterdemalion62588: Aug 18, 2005, 6:43:25 PM
Dude where are you?

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-Kari
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~bigjoeyc:iconbigjoeyc: Jul 27, 2005, 11:07:46 PM
Thanks for the favorite!!!

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Old Chinese Proverb Says: "One who adds bigjoeyc to friend's list find great success and have long life with great sex."

The Best F*cking Website: [link]

I :heart: Your Art.
~plastichope:iconplastichope: Jul 24, 2005, 9:22:53 PM
Im 1000!!

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"One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget." - Franklin P. Jones
~plastichope:iconplastichope: Jul 24, 2005, 9:22:04 PM
So thats why my bun bun made me sign that contract in blood..... he can roll a great joint.

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"One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget." - Franklin P. Jones
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~Tatterdemalion62588:iconTatterdemalion62588: Jul 16, 2005, 10:45:20 PM
OH MY GOD HALEY IS SO AWESOME

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-Kari
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~foksy:iconfoksy: Jul 11, 2005, 5:25:36 AM
thanks for adding me to your friends list....I'm so happy :hug:

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I'm havin illusions all this confusion's
Driving me mad inside.
I'm havin illusions all this confusion's
Fuckin me up in the mind.
:weed: :weed: :weed: Ganja Smoka :weed: :weed: :weed:
~thesinisterpenguin:iconthesinisterpenguin: Jul 10, 2005, 4:41:09 PM
and also 'you can't see me'

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~thesinisterpenguin:iconthesinisterpenguin: Jul 10, 2005, 4:23:47 PM
thanks for faving 'door, man.'


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~endlesscressendo:iconendlesscressendo: Jul 9, 2005, 10:37:07 PM
hey thanks for the :+devwatch: !!!

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*FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS*
~Novalie:iconNovalie: Jul 6, 2005, 2:51:19 PM
:hug: :glomp: :blowkiss:
your words almost made me cry :cuddle: ........ wish you the most swell and pleasent holidays you've ever had in your life :D

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****** egal was Du machst, mach's nackig ****** ;P
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